2PM have proven themselves to be the hottest boyband in Korea right now following the scandal of Jaebum’s so-called teary-eyed retreat to America. Many people wonder to themselves, “What was Jaebum thinking on his plane back home? What about his crushed dreams?“
The answer is simple: how his improved muscles will help him get more girls into his pants where nobody gives a shit.
But running with the idea that Jaebum really is slitting his wrists in his bedroom over this, the Hottests (or as I like to call them, the Stupidests) will be doing a boycott and further injuring 2PM and their producer JYP despite Jaebum leaving of his own decision and, well I’ll put it lightly, his label insisting he stayed.
If you thought this would all cool down after all that drama on September 9th, I’d like to introduce you to Korea from that rock you’ve been hiding under. Where the fans rampage across the internet and do silent protests in front of buildings, again and again and again and again and aga–
Woops, got carried away there.
